Only GI Joe is GI Joe. Nobody Beats GI Joe. GI Joe Is There.
But what if someone else is GI Joe? What if someone might, in fact, beat GI Joe? And what if someone else is there?
Dear readers, I present to you– Lanard’s THE CORPS!
The Corps! is a highly skilled group of soldiers, hockey players, skiiers, wrestlers, spacemen, forest rangers, and street punks recruited from all over the world to fight a nebulous enemy force. No, not that team… the other one. Members of The Corps! are divided into units based on each individual’s skills, weapons, specialties, pants-wearing preferences, and the colors of their outfits.
If you can afford them (and you probably can), then you can hire THE CORPS!
A few weeks ago, I got bored of looking for the few GI Joe figures on top of my “most wanted” list. They’re all painfully expensive and hard to come by. Granted, there are plenty of great figures I don’t have, but I was feeling defeated.
To curb that feeling of rejection and further feed my plastic army man habit, I purchased a few lots of vintage, o-ring style Lanard Corps! toys from eBay. I bought one carded “8 man team” collector’s pack and a few mixed lots.
This caused me to remember everything I love about The Corps!… and just a few things I don’t.
The Corps!, oddly, aren’t written or spoken about too much in the GI Joe community despite their similar construction, great sculpts, awesome vehicles, and neat character concepts.
So, in an effort to fill that void, I assembled a crack commando squad to nerd out about THE CORPS!
Since this is a huge post, even by Dragon Fortress standards, I’ve included a handy table of contents below. Simply click the chapter you’d like to read or, better yet, enjoy the whole post.